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Theater admission 21 or over unless accompanied by parent/guardian before 9PM - 21 or older after 9PM
Green Room admission is 21 or over at all times
All onsite box office sales are cash only
Joe Matarese from Letterman, Chelsea Lately, Comedy Central


Joe’s completely autobiographical act pokes fun at his subtly dysfunctional Italian family, his own neuroses, life with a five year old, and a baby daughter, and his marriage to a psychologist (his perfect match). After 20 years of failed relationships, his main objective is fixing Joe – he has to if he wants this relationship to work. Joe’s talent for turning real life struggles into comedic gems quickly landed him appearances on the most sought after TV and radio shows including Chelsea Lately (semi regular), The Late Show with David Letterman (2 appearances), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Comedy Central Presents (his very own 1/2 hour special), Comedy.TV, AXS TV’s Gotham Comedy Live, Nick Mom’s Night Out, The Howard Stern Show and Breuer Unleashed on Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard On Demand, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (4 appearances), and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend. You may also recognize him from Bravo’s reality series Better Half where he teaches his wife to perform standup and she brings home the $20,000 prize. Joe has also hit the stage four times at the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival, leading to two development deals with major television networks. Joe’s acting resume also recently grew when he landed a guest starring role on IFC’s Zrock playing “Cliff Brenner” an annoying yuppie with a pet bulldog, and a stand out performance in Howard TV’s hit show “Show In The Hallway” playing a cop who becomes obsessed with Robin Quivers, or on his web series “Fixing Joe” on www.Officialcomedy.com which he stars in. He also has a very successful podcast called Fixing Joe where he turns the tables on self help and talk radio by asking his celebrity guests, listeners, and friends and family to help him on every episode. His hit comedic podcast aims to help others as Joe helps himself. Check him out live – within minutes you will feel like your life is perfect!

Theater admission 21 or over unless accompanied by parent/guardian before 9PM - 21 or older after 9PM
Green Room admission is 21 or over at all times
All onsite box office sales are cash only
We do not show previews or advertisements at movie start times
All events are non-smoking.


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Duncan Trussell LIVE Podcast Show
Duncan Trussell LIVE Podcast Show

Porkchop Volcano - Live Short Form Improv Comedy in The Green Room - FREE ADMISSION
Porkchop Volcano - Live Short Form Improv Comedy in The Green Room - FREE ADMISSION

Bobby Lee from MADtv, Chelsea Lately, Harold Kumar LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse
Bobby Lee from MADtv, Chelsea Lately, Harold Kumar LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse

Al Madrigal LIVE from Daily Show with Jon Stewart at Arlington Drafthouse
Al Madrigal LIVE from Daily Show with Jon Stewart at Arlington Drafthouse

Todd Barry LIVE from HBO, Comedy Central, Conan, Letterman and Many More at the Arlington Drafthouse
Todd Barry LIVE from HBO, Comedy Central, Conan, Letterman and Many More at the Arlington Drafthouse

Rebecca Corry from NBC's One Big Happy, Last Comic Standing and Comedy Central LIVE at the Arlington
Rebecca Corry from NBC's One Big Happy, Last Comic Standing and Comedy Central LIVE at the Arlington

Wyatt Cenac LIVE from The Daily Show and Funny or Die at the Drafthouse
Wyatt Cenac LIVE from The Daily Show and Funny or Die at the Drafthouse

Fortune Feimster Live at the Arlington Drafthouse
Fortune Feimster Live at the Arlington Drafthouse

Cool Cow Comedy Showcase in The Green Room - ONLY $5
Cool Cow Comedy Showcase in The Green Room - ONLY $5

ThreeGuysOn presents The Final Draft in The Green Room
ThreeGuysOn presents The Final Draft in The Green Room

Orny Adams from MTV Teen Wolf, Comedy Central, and Netflix Live at the Drafthouse
Orny Adams from MTV Teen Wolf, Comedy Central, and Netflix Live at the Drafthouse

Open Mic Stand-Up Comedy in The Green Room
Open Mic Stand-Up Comedy in The Green Room

Colin Jost Head Writer for SNL Live at the Arlington Drafthouse
Colin Jost Head Writer for SNL Live at the Arlington Drafthouse

Emily Heller from Conan LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse
Emily Heller from Conan LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse

Hal Sparks Live at the Drafthouse
Hal Sparks Live at the Drafthouse

Finesse Mitchell LIVE from SNL at the Drafthouse Comedy Theater
Finesse Mitchell LIVE from SNL at the Drafthouse Comedy Theater

Dave Coulier from Full House LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse (Clean Comedy Show)
Dave Coulier from Full House LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse (Clean Comedy Show)

Yamaneika Saunders from Oxygen Funny Girls LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse
Yamaneika Saunders from Oxygen Funny Girls LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse

Neal Brennan Co-Creator of Chappelle Show LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse
Neal Brennan Co-Creator of Chappelle Show LIVE at the Arlington Drafthouse

Chris Distefano from Guy Code LIVE at Arlington Drafthouse
Chris Distefano from Guy Code LIVE at Arlington Drafthouse

Michael Ian Black Live at the Arlington Drafthouse
Michael Ian Black Live at the Arlington Drafthouse

Sarah Colonna from Chelsea Lately Live Stand-Up Comedy at the Arlington Drafthouse
Sarah Colonna from Chelsea Lately Live Stand-Up Comedy at the Arlington Drafthouse

Iliza Shlesinger from Last Comic Standing - Comedy Central Live at the Arlington Drafthouse
Iliza Shlesinger from Last Comic Standing - Comedy Central Live at the Arlington Drafthouse